2012 Short Stories And Tweets
For the most part of life, people have always sneaked into the new year in various styles. But the achievement of your previous year is really what counts.2012 is the continuation of last year! (LIKAMBO) is a Lingala name, which means trouble or problem. So I say don't have LIKAMBO with anyone in 2012-CHEEEERRRRS!
They can call me a dreamer but I will be a winner.Just that I long for: living in a world without WAR
If everybody else is doing it one way, there’s a good chance you can find your niche by going in exactly the opposite direction !!
The mentality can destroy or unite us. It depends on which one you choose! The positive mentality will unite us, while a negative mentality will divide us. Why promote tribalism while you have the choice of embracing DIVERSITY?
when the one in front beats a drum, those behind follow after. BARI proverb
An African would hate to be called gluttonous but would feel proud to be called CORRUPT.
I can feel the love of GOD for you and me! it's a great SUNDAY morning !!!!
My rose flower goes to all those women who work hard to see their families through tough times, and would blame it to nobody, but pray for a better day tomorrow. VALENTINES SEASON
Is it Hunger or anger that I am feeling ?!?
‘Could you lend me your wife for a night?’…..Now showing at the french cultural center!
AGGRESSIVE….the emperor word that means ‘Grab it all’
If you saw a shadow movement without the object visibility then….
The only place you’ll find SUCCESS before work is in the dictionary.
when a man takes 4 glasses of beer, he is DRUNK……when a lady takes 7 glasses of beer she is TIPSY… does it always have to sound sexy on the glass too!?
Arsenal is about to buy JESUS for only 15million EUROS!!!! Haleluyaa
dreaming is free, but converting fantasies into reality can be pretty expensive!
It is only when you look to the sky that you realize how far you have to move to reach your goals!
Am seated next to an old fella, southerner and I am typing and he is typing too, what I realize is; his typing speed seams too fast than mine. huyu jamaa alipata hizi skills wapi ? if mine was in a classroom then his is not from the bush school.
Yes, I was blessed with one south Sudanese pounds when I was walking home, and some guys coming from behind saw it as well. I thank God they were behind, kama wangekuwa front wangesema niwao wameangusha!
I wonder? how many liters will be filled by the crocodile tears !!! So please take care when you are warned that way.
Technology is hard to comprehend ! Especially for the other generation. Mobile repair guys do get a hard time! My friend (Ugandan) told me some of the frequently asked questions at his shop. “Sir, your mobile is infected with a virus” CUSTOMER: “Kef yaani (how). Is it alive? how can it be treated. some even demand songs to be downloaded into VIVACELL Huawei promotional phones!
I am just about to exercise my power! at south Sudan Hotel, the main source of power uses just a single socket. There are about 1, 2,…8 guys surfing. The amazing thing is, They are all using my extension cable to connect to their Pcs. And now I want to leave! I feel proud of myself right now because I know the lives of these guys on the net now depends on ME! Let me enjoy how it feels to be a Little bit Dictatorial.
The entire of my Facebook page has been squeezed to the left side of the monitor. WITCHCRAFT everywhere!
I am searching for my friend EMMA! She ( emma ) was a manifestation of a real friend. This is my true story, Emma was the first pupil who came to my aid when I needed it. My first day in primary school was that of confusion and utter culture shock. from chukudum primary strait to class one in the middle of the year! While the class prefect (who went by the name KIMODO) and his associates molested and pestered me to hand over all my food to them, EMMA was there to share her food with this black nigger from Sudan! Emma did not care about the fact that I knew none of her languages but instead forced it through…..All I could grasp then was the survival words like lunchi, Chakula, and of-cause Emma. When it was exam time, EMMA did not want me to fail, she did her test so fast to give me room to copy all her work. The disaster was when I did not differentiate what to copy and what not to copy from emma’s paper. When the results came out for that paper, the name EMMA appeared twice!!
Walking majestically with my chest splashed forward, eyes closed, smiley face lifted up to the skies, Singing the song “never never never surrender” before I stumble a screwed-up policeman. Just as he was about to hit me with the butt of his Gun, I picked up my shoes from my feet and run as fast as my feeble legs could carry me, knowing very well that FEAR was the only courage left in me.
